I pass the places we used to smoke and feel a stiffness in my chest. Fuck. I guess I’m an addict…
- child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
- me: You lose your baby teeth
- child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
- me: they fall out
- child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
- me:
- child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
- me:
- me:
- me: you keep the same eyes all your life
- child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
so i was walking to class when i noticed a huge jam in the busiest hallway of the school and a bunch of people screaming rooting aggressively for these two seniors so the teachers and vice principal rush in to break up the fist fight to find out its a fUCKING BEYBLADE BATTLE
(via shalizard)
sebastian stan + chris evans surprised by their own mildly gay responses
a book fountain in Budapest
this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen
#You and I remember Budapest very differently. #That’s because you were too fascinated by the book fountain to notice anything else. #TASHA. IT WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT LOOKED LIKE A /BOOK./ #I know I was there— #BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW?
(via postingsomelove)
(via postingsomelove)
Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.
(via chyennerenee)
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
